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From: m0rtis at adelphia.net (Mortis) Subject: Browser on Windows > Does anyone know where I can find information > about the Browser service in Windows? I do!! I do!! Search the web. There's a pretty decent site called Google [@1] that lets you search for web pages. "windows browser service" might be a good search. It looks kind of boring because they were too cheap for the active stuff, but it works ok I guess. Maybe you should use Ask Jeeves instead [@2]. The buttons look like you are pressing them and they have this neat tool bar thing that hooks into your browser. I wish it played music. It should play music. And talk to you. "How may I help you today, sir?". But I digress... Did you know Microsoft has their own searchable web site [@3] and about 1000 news groups for people to ask all sorts of questions [@4]? No kidding. I just found it last week. This web thing is pretty amazing. Since Microsoft sold you the product, you might consider calling their support staff and asking them to send you the documentation. j/k. I made a funny. If none of this works, you might try posting to an irrelevant newsgroup. Oh wait, you already tried that one. You could buy a spam package and let it fly, someone is bound to help. No. That won't work. Scratch that. Try Start->Help. Everything is in there. Whoops. Scratch that, too. It's not in there. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Documentation is optional. You need to buy a really fat book to get this information [@5]. You're not blind are you? I don't know if they have them in Braille. I can read you mine if you are blind. Learning is important and I'm here for you, man. I hate it when blind people lag behind because the other hackers don't want to help them. If you're not blind, you can read it to me. I get kind of lonely sometimes. (800) 936-4900 > I am looking to research it a bit .... Obviously not, or you wouldn't have asked. You're bound to have a good career. I find the inability to learn on my own is a highly sought skill in the job market. The more I ask for help and money for schooling the more they pay me. Plus it's really fun to sit around at Sun for two weeks so they can teach you how to hit stop-a and sh*t. Much better than working on your network. I figure if I need to learn 2 languages, an email package, a database, and an IDS this year I will only have to go to work for a couple of weeks. Sweet. Figure in vacation and I don't have to work at all. Double sweet! And I get to be CIFS, SKIDS, MSKIDS, SMITH, CRISP, and all those neat things that tell you that I know what I'm doing. If you need some more help, please let me know. I have nothing better to do now that the flames have settled down a little. If IRC and the CS game are boring, I might have to patch a few systems or solve a problem. Work is such a drag. Answering your questions would be a welcome relief. I can't surf for pr0n cause I'm a moron^h^hmon and I can't do too much work or someone will notice the productivity increase. I'm lazy, not stupid! [@1] http://www.google.com [@2] http://www.ask.com/ [@3] http://support.microsoft.com [@4] http://support.microsoft.com/newsgroups/default.aspx [@5] http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/index=bo oks&field-keywords=microsoft%20press&search-type=ss&bq=1/002 -8105382-3643248 -- Life is a tale told by an idiot, m0rtis
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