full-disclosure - Re:Bugtraq Security Systems

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From: boggles at hush.com (Boggles)
Subject: Re:Bugtraq Security Systems

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So Boggles was just settling down to a lunch of pan fried Big Bird and
suddenly all hell broke out.

Unlike normal, there were no email's in Boggles inbox to aid decision
making process.

After careful inspection of Body hair the following was revealed as the
cause of the problem (rabies/tetnus/wh0ritus shot(s) is/are recommended
in cases of actually reading emails which trigger the alert):

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:BOGGLES IDS SECURITY ALERT:
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Type: High fibre
Pattern Matched:
"On [A-Za-z]+, [0-3][0-9] 20[0-9][0-9], System Outage wrote"
Action Taken: Message Deleted
Suggest fix:
"Boggles Internal Defacation System recommends
that no action be taken, comedy posts such as those
provided by System Outage do the community good on a
4th July afternoon."


Clarification:
"Lol, if you had any cred in the security community scene, you just lost
it by mentioning the key words "Defcon" and "Drew Copley is a prick"
references."

By the same laws (see today's earlier post for a good legal contact)
this means that "if you had any cred in the security community scene,
 you just lost it" [before anyone says "But Mr Boggles, that means you
have too", Boggles has no cred (infact Boggles LIKES SOCKS WITH HIS SANDLES)]

Boggles going to hunt snuffleupagi for desert now.

- --
Boggles Funniest Quotes:

"I have work to do..."
  ++ Drew Copley, iDefense
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