Date: Fri Apr  1 14:13:31 2005
From: vincehoran at gmail.com (Vince Horan)
Subject: [hr0n073rr0r15m - 7h3 J4ck50ff 7r14l.

And a happy April Fools day to you too!

On Apr 1, 2005 9:33 AM, Sorral Bouddashiss <sorral.bouddashiss@...il.com> wrote:
security industry [oncerned-persons Present
[hronoterrorism - the Jacksoff trial.
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Greetings fellow humans welcome to the year 3337,

on a quick pre-advisory note (and thinking about those of us who don't fall
into the category of Human): What was up with Goldstein stalking the streets,
and no doubt the male youth, of Berlin in December? sic agents in the field
report he was seen rambling to himself from a podium whilst those in the
audience (waiting for Bobo the Haxor clown) were waiting to see if
event security
would tranquilise the rabid beast.

in other news:

it has been brought to our attention that skippy has fallen down the well
and Little timmy doesn't give a shit as he has a new Mini-Mac which is so
stripped down that it comes without any components to keep cost low, unless
you are a member of the public who talks about it.

huh? crap that isn't meant to be released for i2 months?
someone could have told me! what with the ex-NSA
employees having Russians writing plugins for their shitty code.

Haaaaallooo Dave.

staying with NSA links (or lynx your choice)
Has anyone been noticing how lockheed martin is siphoning Hoglunds ill got ++'s
straight into the NSA?

our main news story today:

a plot is afoot (not a hand or a sholder but a hole foot) which could shake the
very foundations of NtP. a gang of packetstorm exploit swinging youf
are planning to target the very fundamental of our modern way of living.

Notify the FRee press!!! .. oh good point.

tell your friends instead!

oh.

the plan? to attack UTC itself. Not the universal trade centre,
Kazakstan is not the
center of the universe. (dumbass)

a recent paper discussing the fingering of systems using processor
clock skews was
only the beginning. these youf are planning not only to skrew processors, but
microwaves and also bumper pool electronic scoring systems (dweebs).

Do they care for the iDs watching monkeys who sit throughout the world ready to
use VoiP to notify friends of new porn sites that are sent through spam? No.
How will these young and carefree members of the security scene be able to
feed themselves if their credit cards dont authorize when ordering pizza?

there is the possibility they may work out how to price-set but like the rest
of security professionals out there they wouldnt know the difference between
a pizza and a lasagne. amatures.

is tHeRe No HuMaNitY!

What can we propose to combat this obscene act which threatens to
reset subscriptions
to midget porn sites?

Vigilence!

if you see someone walking the wrong way around the canteen, inform
the authorities.

if you think someone may be adjusting their personel time piece prior
to an attack upon
time itself Notify your local minister.

if you think WWasP or its afiliates are safe to be left with your
kids, shoot yourself
and protect your ofspringe that way.

if everything fails. Panic. Nothing aids a warmonger better than
ignorance and panic.

Hi George.

if these people are allowed to get away with their henius crimes
against humanitee there
is the possibility that they can stop the very motion of the earth
(or maybe make it wobble a bit).
(No i am not still talking about George, you are the one who joined
those two completly
detached sentences together.Freud.)
that would really skrew up the crash landing in roswell next month.
ah crap did it again, Well You try spending your day looking after
time itself tHiNGs
Get FUCKiNG CoMPLiCateD.

We wish you a very safe st Drongo's day, that sheep abuser puts
redneks to shame.

your friend
the sorral.

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