full-disclosure - I am not at the office

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Date: Tue Aug 23 14:07:05 2005
From: measl at mfn.org (J.A. Terranson)
Subject: I am not at the office

On Mon, 22 Aug 2005, Jerry Eblin wrote:

> I will be out of the office starting  08/22/2005 and will not return until
> 08/29/2005.
>
> I will respond to your message when I return.

Dear Jerry,

	Thank you for broadcasting the fact that you were out.  While you
were gone we took the opportunity to break into your house and kill your
dog.  Oh, and that mess in the back yard - that was your laptop: we
figured you really didn't need it after all, and since the dog was no
longer around to chew on it, we used it for soccer "practice".

Have a nice day.  Not.

-- 
Yours,

J.A. Terranson
sysadmin@....org
0xBD4A95BF

I like the idea of belief in drug-prohibition as a religion in that it is
a strongly held belief based on grossly insufficient evidence and
bolstered by faith born of intuitions flowing from the very beliefs they
are intended to support.

don zweig, M.D.