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From: junkmail at barnowl.com (Rob Rosenberger)
Subject: Destroying PCs remotely?
>>I had decided he was just too far out of touch to be
>>helped...
Yes, it's true: customers "Down Under" used to be too far out of touch for
the original US/EU briefcases. Hence the manufacturer added a "sin(-1)"
toggle switch for those who cross the equator on their way toward the south
pole. Great for those occasions when you need to wipe out a cyber-terrorist
living in Kuala Lampur. The Deluxe model comes with a special -90/+90 knob,
just dial in your latitude for an optimal electromagnetic pulse! A special
connector lets you hook a Garmin GPS to your EMP briefcase for an
always-perfect latitude setting for spies on the go.
Hey, you've been great, folks! Tip your wait staff, I'll be here all
week...
Rob
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