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From: cutthroat_truth at yahoo.co.uk (Cutthroat Truth)
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Ankit Fadia and Bill Gaytes Torn Apart Seriese Part
One 1

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BG:         Hey Enkit, Fad..di..aa??? Did I say it
ride?
AF:		yeah thats right. Though its Unkit not Enkit and
its not FAD
its FA as in the deo FA and DIA as in DIYA MIRZA, you
know the bombshell who
prefers Mr. India(Anil Kapoor) when he is invisible.
But you can call me
Unkit.

BG:		Ohk. Nice to meet ya..... (tries
hard)EEEEEEEnkit. how r ya?
AF: 		Pleasure is mine sir. I am fine thank you.
BG:		Lez get down to the business Enkit. I heard ya
culd crack
what da Agency guys could not. Is dat right now?
AF:		(Chest swells 5 inches) Yeah, you know....
describes the
entire story....


(After 5 minutes)


BG:		Ya Kna Enkit dats very impressive. I mean, I
thauht I would
luv to see someone's resume if (s)he has read Donald
Knuth cover to cover
but dis is really impressive. Y dunt ya work fa me?

AF:		What exactly is on your mind Mr Gates?

BG:		ya c Enkit v r planning a new operating system. V
will call
it DOORS 2005(windows, doors gates, makes perfect
sense). V want ya to
handle da security part of it. Ya will report directly
to me. Now does dat
sound good?
AF:		That sounds great but tell me whats wrong with
windows?

BG:		Ohhhhhhhhh do not even ask. They have copied so
much from
FreeBSD first and then debian keeps out shelving newer
versions af Kernel
every now and then, v have gat redundant programs. My
engineers changed
everyding into .dll but there is na version control.
Now Windows takes
forever to boot and the linux, there you see on my
desk, has not had to shut
down ever since I upgraded it to 2.4

AF:		Thats bad. You know I think thats an important
lesson we can
learn going ahead for DOORS. For security and that
means even logging in, we
will encrypt the data and keep a shadow file and it
will be a one way
encryption. 
BG:		dats a brilliant idea. Why the f... no one thauht
about it
earlier?

AF:		Oh never mind. Once the agency guys had asked me
how to do a
secure login? I thought a lot about it and after 10
days I came out with
this idea. I mean think about it, its so secure and if
you want to remotely
login, just make sure you have a dedicated line
between the client and the
server and then make the shell secure. Thats it.

BG:		ya r brilliant Enkit. Ya knaw yesterday Bridany
Spears
thought I culd help her with her computer. She uses
windows and id is unable
to boot properly. I will go and give her a lesson,
meanwhile y dont ya start
working from today. ya  will get $15000 pm and you
will report directly to
me.

AF:		Sure sir, that is great. You please go
ahead..............
Do you think I can use your Linux desktop, you know
its funny but I really
get great ideas when the penguin is running.


After 2 years

BG:		I am happy to launch more user friendly DOORS
2005. It has
command line interface for better administrative
control. Switches on the
power.

Doors 2005 (bhcompile at microsoft.com) (mcc version
3.2 20020903 (Microsoft
DOORS2005)) #1 Wed Sep 4 13:35:50 EDT 2002
BIOS-provided physical RAM map:
 BIOS-e820: 0000000000000000 - 00000000000a0000
(usable)
 BIOS-e820: 00000000000f0000 - 0000000000100000
(reserved)
 BIOS-e820: 0000000000100000 - 000000001ff77000
(usable)
 BIOS-e820: 000000001ff77000 - 000000001ff79000 (ACPI
NVS)
 BIOS-e820: 000000001ff79000 - 0000000020000000
(reserved)
 BIOS-e820: 00000000fec00000 - 00000000fec10000
(reserved)
 BIOS-e820: 00000000fee00000 - 00000000fee10000
(reserved)
 BIOS-e820: 00000000ffb00000 - 0000000100000000
(reserved)
0MB HIGHMEM available.
511MB LOWMEM available.
On node 0 totalpages: 130935
zone(0): 4096 pages.
zone(1): 126839 pages.
zone(2): 0 pages.
Kernel command line: ro root=LABEL=/
Initializing CPU#0
Detected 1694.993 MHz processor.
Speakup v-1.00 CVS: Tue Jun 11 14:22:53 EDT 2002 :
initialized
Console: colour VGA+ 80x25
Calibrating delay loop... 3365.99 BogoMIPS
Memory: 510936k/523740k available (1326k kernel code,
10244k reserved, 999k
data, 212k init, 0k highmem)
Dentry cache hash table entries: 65536 (order: 7,
524288 bytes)
Inode cache hash table entries: 32768 (order: 6,
262144 bytes)
Mount cache hash table entries: 8192 (order: 4, 65536
bytes)
ramfs: mounted with options: <defaults>
ramfs: max_pages=64139 max_file_pages=0 max_inodes=0
max_dentries=64139
Buffer cache hash table entries: 32768 (order: 5,
131072 bytes)
Page-cache hash table entries: 131072 (order: 7,
524288 bytes)
CPU: Before vendor init, caps: 3febfbff 00000000
00000000, vendor = 0
CPU: L1 I cache: 0K, L1 D cache: 8K
CPU: L2 cache: 256K
CPU: After vendor init, caps: 3febfbff 00000000
00000000 00000000
Intel machine check architecture supported.
Intel machine check reporting enabled on CPU#0.
CPU:     After generic, caps: 3febfbff 00000000
00000000 00000000
CPU:             Common caps: 3febfbff 00000000
00000000 00000000
CPU: Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 1.70GHz stepping 02
Enabling fast FPU save and restore... done.
Enabling unmasked SIMD FPU exception support... done.
Checking 'hlt' instruction... OK.
POSIX conformance testing by UNIFIX
mtrr: v1.40 (20010327) Ankit Fadia (AnkitF at
microsoft.com)
mtrr: detected mtrr type: Intel
PCI: PCI BIOS revision 2.10 entry at 0xfbe5e, last
bus=2
PCI: Using configuration type 1
PCI: Probing PCI hardware
Unknown bridge resource 2: assuming transparent
PCI: Using IRQ router PIIX [8086/2440] at 00:1f.0
isapnp: Scanning for PnP cards...
isapnp: No Plug & Play device found
speakup:  initialized device: /dev/synth, node (MAJOR
10, MINOR 25)
Linux NET4.0 for Linux 2.4
Based upon Microsoft Internet Competency Group
.NET3.039
Initializing RT netlink socket
apm: BIOS version 1.2 Flags 0x03 (Driver version 1.16)
Starting kswapd
VFS: Diskquotas version dquot_6.5.0 initialized
pty: 2048 Unix98 ptys configured
Serial driver version 5.05c (2001-07-08) with
MANY_PORTS MULTIPORT SHARE_IRQ
SERIAL_PCI ISAPNP enabled
ttyS0 at 0x03f8 (irq = 4) is a 16550A
ttyS1 at 0x02f8 (irq = 3) is a 16550A
Real Time Clock Driver v1.10e
oprofile: can't get RTC I/O Ports
block: 992 slots per queue, batch=248
Uniform Multi-Platform E-IDE driver Revision: 6.31
ide: Assuming 33MHz system bus speed for PIO modes;
override with idebus=xx
PIIX4: IDE controller on PCI bus 00 dev f9
PIIX4: chipset revision 18
PIIX4: not 100% native mode: will probe irqs later
    ide0: BM-DMA at 0xffa0-0xffa7, BIOS settings:
hda:DMA, hdb:pio
hda: MAXTOR 6L040J2, ATA DISK drive
ide0 at 0x1f0-0x1f7,0x3f6 on irq 14
blk: queue c03c0004, I/O limit 4095Mb (mask
0xffffffff)
blk: queue c03c0004, I/O limit 4095Mb (mask
0xffffffff)
hda: 78177792 sectors (40027 MB) w/1819KiB Cache,
CHS=4866/255/63, UDMA(100)
ide-floppy driver 0.99.newide
Partition check:
 hda: hda1 hda2 hda3 hda4 < hda5 hda6 hda7 hda8 hda9
hda10 hda11 >
Floppy drive(s): fd0 is 1.44M
FDC 0 is a post-1991 82077
NET4: Frame Diverter 0.46
RAMDISK driver initialized: 16 RAM disks of 4096K size
1024 blocksize
ide-floppy driver 0.99.newide
md: md driver 0.90.0 MAX_MD_DEVS=256, MD_SB_DISKS=27
md: Autodetecting RAID arrays.
md: autorun ...
md: ... autorun DONE.
NET4: DOORS TCP/IP 1.0 for .NET4.0
IP Protocols: ICMP, UDP, TCP, IGMP
IP: routing cache hash table of 4096 buckets, 32Kbytes
TCP: Hash tables configured (established 32768 bind
65536)
DOORS IP multicast router 0.06 plus PIM-SM
.NET4: Socklib 1.0/SMP for Doors .NET4.0.
RAMDISK: Compressed image found at block 0
Freeing initrd memory: 127k freed
VFS: Mounted root (ext2 filesystem).
Journalled Block Device driver loaded
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
FATTER-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
Freeing unused kernel memory: 212k freed
usb.c: registered new driver usbdevfs
usb.c: registered new driver hub
usb-uhci.c: $Revision: 1.275 $ time 13:44:31 Sep  4
2002
usb-uhci.c: High bandwidth mode enabled
PCI: Found IRQ 11 for device 00:1f.2
PCI: Setting latency timer of device 00:1f.2 to 64
usb-uhci.c: USB UHCI at I/O 0xff80, IRQ 11
usb-uhci.c: Detected 2 ports
usb.c: new USB bus registered, assigned bus number 1
hub.c: USB hub found
hub.c: 2 ports detected
PCI: Found IRQ 9 for device 00:1f.4
PCI: Setting latency timer of device 00:1f.4 to 64
usb-uhci.c: USB UHCI at I/O 0xff60, IRQ 9
usb-uhci.c: Detected 2 ports
usb.c: new USB bus registered, assigned bus number 2
hub.c: USB hub found
hub.c: 2 ports detected
usb-uhci.c: v1.275:USB Universal Host Controller
Interface driver
usb.c: registered new driver hiddev
usb.c: registered new driver hid
hid-core.c: v1.8.1 Ankit Fadia <AnkitF at
microsoft.com>
hid-core.c: USB HID support drivers
mice: PS/2 mouse device common for all mice
hub.c: USB new device connect on bus1/1, assigned
device number 2
input0: USB HID v1.10 Mouse [Logitech USB Optical
Mouse] on usb1:2.0
FATTER FS 2.4-0.9.18, 14 May 2002 on ide0(3,1),
internal journal
Adding Swap: 530136k swap-space (priority -1)
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
FATTER FS 2.4-0.9.18, 14 May 2002 on ide0(3,6),
internal journal
FATTER-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
FATTER FS 2.4-0.9.18, 14 May 2002 on ide0(3,10),
internal journal
FATTER-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
FATTER FS 2.4-0.9.18, 14 May 2002 on ide0(3,11),
internal journal
FATTER-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
FATTER FS 2.4-0.9.18, 14 May 2002 on ide0(3,7),
internal journal
FATTER-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
FATTER FS 2.4-0.9.18, 14 May 2002 on ide0(3,3),
internal journal
FATTER-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
FATTER FS 2.4-0.9.18, 14 May 2002 on ide0(3,9),
internal journal
FATTER-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
FATTER FS 2.4-0.9.18, 14 May 2002 on ide0(3,5),
internal journal
FATTER-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
FATTER FS 2.4-0.9.18, 14 May 2002 on ide0(3,8),
internal journal
FATTER-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
IA-32 Microcode Update Driver: v1.11 <no_one at
microsoft.com>
microcode: CPU0 no microcode found! (sig=f12,
pflags=4)
parport0: PC-style at 0x378 (0x778) [PCSPP,TRISTATE]
parport0: irq 7 detected
ohci1394: pci_module_init failed
ip_tables: (C) 2000-2002 Netfilter core team
PCI: Found IRQ 11 for device 02:0c.0
3c59x: Ankit Fadia and others.
Microsoft.com/Inspiration.html
02:0c.0: 3Com PCI 3c905C Tornado at 0xdc80. Vers
LK1.1.18-ac
divert: allocating divert_blk for eth0



WELCOME TO DOORS 2005


Later,
BG: 	Enkit ya have a done a damn great job, it did not
show me the blue
screen like when I had launched windows 95.
AF:	Thank you sir but I must tell you sir, I really
really want to buy
the linux desktop on your desk.

BG:	Enkit I would be glad but ya know its copyrighted
and you know how
much I hate Piracy.



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