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Message-ID: <6.1.0.6.0.20040501052431.0289cbe0@mail.adelphia.net>
From: m0rtis at adelphia.net (Mortis)
Subject: OT: Turkey season
Gooble gooble,
Just a reminder that May is turkey season. Everyone should go get one for
their family. In addition to being annoying and abundant, they taste
good. Sometimes an old tom will just sit there and gobble to see what you
will do. Only the foolish hunter will call back aggressively. Be patient,
close in, and call gently.
I would be out there now but WalMart thought I was a nutbag looking for
shotgun shells at 3am. Like they should judge people. They look like a
bunch of nutbags to me.
Does everyone appreciate the improvement? I do. Much more entertaining
than the dynamite method. Needs a little work, though. Constructive
criticism, no iDEFENSE intended.
Ironically, none of it was quite as funny as watching Dave paste his whole
advertisement back into a snipped reply. Peed my pants. You never know
where the real good funnies are going to come from.
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MS Services for Unix. Oh my.
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