full-disclosure - UncleChunky's guide to going legit and getting paid

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From: chunky at lhqi.com (chunky@...i.com)
Subject: UncleChunky's guide to going legit and getting paid

Hey ya'll, you may remember me from my last paper on computer 
security and sex.  Since I apparently have nothing better to do than throw 
thoughts into the void, I wrote a little whitepaper about how to become a 
Successful, Legitimate Computer Security Consultant (SLCSC).  Its my 
observations on how to go legit and turn your inherent genius into a 
succesful job in the industry.  Topics include what to study, how to 
behave online and on the job, personal hygeine and how to generally be 
cool.  Its kind of a howto on how to get legit, and get paid, so you can 
afford that $400 video card you need so badly.  It has too many dirty 
words to post to the list, but you can view it at:

http://www.lhqi.com/~chunky.

For my next paper, I want to test my hypothesis that a large percentage of 
computer people (esp. black/greyhats) like to smoke the bud.  Are you a 
"hacker" who is also a stoner?  Do you like the furry green bud? If so, 
send me a comment at chunky@...i.com.

Regards,
Uncle Chunky