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From: maurizio_trinco at yahoo.com (Maurizio Trinco)
Subject: RE: Full-Disclosure Digest, Vol 1, Issue 2144

<steve.dangerfield@...tegra.com> wrote:

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This is what you need to do.  Please read these
instructions carefully before beginning.

Tools needed: one hammer, one screwdriver, one pair of
pliers, one heavy-duty pair of wire cutters, one
bucket of saline water, a box of sani-wipes.

Step #1: Stop payment on any checks that you may have
sent to your Internet Service Provider (GOD).

Step #2: If GOD is unresponsive and you are still
receiving mail from this list, you will need to find
the "mailhost".  This is a machine usually located in
a locked office.  Every day around noon, the mailman
will
deliver a box of diskettes with that day's mail 
messages, including yours from this list, to this
machine.  Typically, only a handful of people have
keys to the "mailhost".  The reason why this machine
is locked up is because this is typically the best,
fastest, most powerful computer at your facility and
the people with keys don't want to share it.  If you
must, break or pry the door down with one (1) hammer
(you did get all the tools needed?).

Step #3: Find the ON/OFF switch for this machine. 
Using the pliers, set the switch to the OFF position
by tugging downwards until the disposable plastic
switch breaks away from the computer casing. Discard
the
disposable plastic switch in an environmental-friendly
manner.  This will alert the mailman to not deliver
the diskettes with the messages to the "mailhost" not
unlike the little red flag found on mailboxes.  This
should resolve your mail problem immediately.

Step #4: You may experience a recurrence of mail
within 72 hours. If this should happen, you will need
to disable the "mailhost" once again with more
forceful measures.  Repeat Step #2.  Don't be suprised
if there is a sturdier door in place than the one you
destroyed previously. This is due to the fact that the
"Have Key" clique found out that someone has
seen their private stash of computer equipment.

Step #5: After you have once again regained entry into
the "mailhost" room, open up the back of the
"mailhost".  There may be a large tv-like device on
top of the "mailhost"  You will need to remove this
first.  Take your wire cutters, and cut any cables
binding the
tv-like device to the "mailhost".  Set the tv-like
device to the side. With your screwdriver, remove each
and every screw that you can find on the "mailhost". 
Once this is done, the "mailhost" should break away
into two or more pieces.

Step #5: Find a large box with a fan attached to it. 
It will be clearly marked with the following labels:
"Danger" "High Voltage" "Do not open - no
user-servicable parts".  Don't worry, these labels are
merely in place to satisfy OSHA requirements and you
are not in any danger at all.  Take the bucket of
saline water and pour it into any vents or ports that
the large box may have.  Any extra water should be
poured directly into the computer chassis, be sure to
properly soak each and every component.

Step #6: In the event of fire (OSHA has been known to
be right on occassion), douse any flames with the
sani-wipes.

This solution is provided without warranty.  It is not
bio-degradable or fat-free.  In the event of sudden
death, contact a physician



		
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