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Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 16:12:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: Gadi Evron <gadievron@...oo.com>
To: full-disclosure@...ts.grok.org.uk
Cc: misc@...nbsd.org, linux-kernel@...r.kernel.org
Subject: Proposed secure network using pre-existing
infrastructure
Network Working Group J. Evers
Internet-Draft Bantown Consulting, Inc.
Intended status: Standards Track November 2006
Expires: May 5, 2007
A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams Using the Negro
darknet.txt
Status of this Memo
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with Section 10 of RFC 2026, and the author does not provide the IETF
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Abstract
This document presents a novel new technique for the transmission of
IP Datagrams using the dark-skinned Negroid race as a physical-layer
transport.
Table of Contents
1. Background . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
2. Frame Encoding and Transmission . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
2.1. Encryption and Encapsulation . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
2.2. Ready to Send . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
2.3. Transmission . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
2.4. Decoding . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
3. Technical Notes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
3.1. TTL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
3.2. NAT Traversal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
4. Security Considerations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
5. Normative References . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ancho
Author's Address . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0
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1. Background
Since nearly the discovery of the dark-skinned Negroid race [Negro],
the white man has found this race to be incalculably useful in many
commercial endeavors from cotton picking to producing "hip" and
"urban" music. It has come to the attention of the Authors that the
time may be ripe to introduce a viable new system of transmitting
Internet Protocol Datagrams using this hardy and industrious race of
dark-skinned commodity.
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2. Frame Encoding and Transmission
Sending a Datagram using a Negro is a complicated business, and it
may place considerable strain on systems not accustomed to dealing
with large amounts of Negroes, particularly at institutions of higher
education, polite society and Libraries. There are multiple steps
which must be taken to encode and prepare the Datagram for
transmission, which are as follows.
2.1. Encryption and Encapsulation
Firstly, to prepare the IP Datagram for transmission, it must be
encoded so as to provide end-to-end encryption of the contents of the
data. To encode the datagram, simply have it bound into a story-
book. This simple transformation will leave the Negro clueless as to
its contents, and it will be disinclined to scan its pages as Negroes
have a well-known natural dislike for books. While the authors
acknowledge that the book-binding time increases the latency of
transmission, they contend that it is necessary to provide the
highest level of security and it necessary to fully utilize all
aspects of the Negroid, much as the Red-man once utilized all the
parts of the Buffalo and White man.
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The Negro, baffled by the bound novel
___ ___ ___
|__ \|__ \|__ \
) | ) | ) |
/ / / / / /
|_| |_| |_|
(_) (_) (_)
---------
///#########\\\
/##########00###\
/###########00####\
/###################|
|#####################|
|#####################|
|##############00000000
|#############00 00
|############0000000000
\#################/
\###############/ ---\
\\\#########/// ----- \
--------- ---- \
| \ \
| \ \
| ----\ BOOK \
+----- \ \
| \ \
| ---\ \\
| ------ \ ---
+--- \ ---
| \ ---
| ---
|
|
|
/\
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
The primitive brain cannot understand the contents of the encrypted
Datagram.
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Figure 1
2.2. Ready to Send
Once the bound volume is produced, a Negro must be found to entrust
with the volume. There are many ways of attracting Negroes, some
common mechanisms are: announcing that "welfare checks" are ready,
purveying crack cocaine, playing "hip" and "urban music" or laying
out fried chicken. Once you have attracted the Negroes attention,
promise him a fortified wine if he simply delivers the volume to the
desired location.
2.3. Transmission
Once the Negro has been entrusted with the volume containing the
Datagram, it must be sent on its with, ideally with a watermelon to
fortify its strength. It may be noted that the transmission time can
vary greatly due to variables intrinsic to the Negro such as loose
pants inhibiting movement, drunkenness, crack cocaine, parole
officers or parenthood.
Simply point the Negro in the direction you wish it to travel, inform
it that its destination is the nearest welfare office, hand it a
watermelon for optimization and send it on its way.
2.4. Decoding
To decode the Datagram, simple remove the book from the Negro and
transfer the contents of its pages into the computer by whatever
means deemed advisable.
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3. Technical Notes
3.1. TTL
A generally reasonable TTL value for the Negro is approx. 30 years,
give or take a few due to a number of factors such as propensity
towards menthol cigarettes, crack cocaine consumption and gang
affiliations.
3.2. NAT Traversal
One advantage of using the Negro as a physical-link layer is that it
contains built-in support for NAT traversal for higher-level layer
protocols. As is well-known, the Negro has a natural talent for
criminal sub-human acts such as breaking and entering, which is a
useful option that can be set with the JUVIE flag. This will enable
the Negro to bypass whatever routing mechanisms may be in place and
deliver the Datagram to its destination no matter what NAT is in
place.
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4. Security Considerations
It is worth noting that the Negro's baser instincts can overwhelm it
at times, provoking erratic behavior that can lead to a loss of data.
Some examples of this would be selling the book to pay for its baby's
momma's garments, burning the volume for warmth or trying to smoke
the volume. If there is an error in transmission the process must be
repeated. Errors in transmission are easy to detect because the
Negro will invariably arrive at what it believes the welfare center,
and it will become quite obvious that the volume was lost in
transmission. The downside is that the Negro may forego appearing at
the destination until the first of the month, creating a possible
latency of up to a month.
Also consideration should be given to what is called the "Negro-in-
the-middle" attack. This may be avoided using techniques described
in RFC3069 ("A Description of Negro Error Correction - The Prison
System").
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5. Normative References
[Negro] Encyclopedia Dramatica, "Negro Encyclopedia Entry",
<http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Nigger_manual>.
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