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Date: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 20:33:30 +0200
From: NoSuchCon <cfp@...uchcon.org>
To: fulldisclosure@...lists.org
Subject: [FD] NoSuchCon 2014 CFP is now open

TL;DR
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Conference: NoSuchCon 2014
Date: 19-21 November
Venue: Paris, France
Motto: "the bullshit-free conference"
CFP deadline: September 31st 2014
Web: www.nosuchcon.org
Contact: cfp{at}nosuchcon.org
Twitter: @NoSuchCon

Details
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The USA are sucking oil from this planet up to the last bit. Russia has
invaded Western Europe. Crypto has failed. You cannot wipe your a** with
your Bitcoins, because it is not even paper. Justin Bieber almost lost
his O-1 visa. Jade the Rabbit is dead. Only 7% of Yahoo! video chats
actually involve nudity.

Clear signs that the end of the world is coming.

What are *you* going to do? Getting drunk with cheap Bud? Do yourself a
favor: settle for no less than Champagne. Or at least Bordeaux wine.
Submit to NoSuchCon 2014!

If you are not clever enough to have been abducted by Cicadia 3301, but
still smart enough to be in the "cybersecurity" field those days, do not
miss this unique opportunity to gather one more time before the
Cybergeddon. Show up with never-seen-before and hardcore research
materials to NoSuchCon 2014!

If you call yourself a hacker, but did not sell your company over $19bn
(yet), stay calm and submit to NoSuchCon 2014! We provide free trips to
Paris for the best of you!

This operation will be known as PONY COLLECTION. And do not worry, there
will be NSA[*] members all around the place. Wearing orange T-Shirts.
Just like last year[**].

It all started here: cfp{at}nosuchcon.org

At least if you can write at least 20 lines of text before September 31st.

Wow. Such Conference. So 2014. Many submissions.

[*] No Such Association
[**] https://twitter.com/k8em0/status/335258070471016448/photo/1

Program Committee
=================
Ange Albertini @angealbertini
Julio Auto @julioauto
Piotr Bania @piotrbania
Sergey Bratus @sergeybratus
Jonathan Brossard @endrazine
Cesar Cerrudo @cesarcer
Travis Goodspeed @travisgoodspeed
Alex Ionescu @aionescu
Tim Kornau
Itzik Kotler @itzikkotler
Aaron Portnoy @aaronportnoy
Nicolas Ruff @newsoft
Peter Van Eeckhoutte @corelanc0d3r
Nicolas Waisman @nicowaisman
Arnaud Abbati @noarfromspace
Xavier Mertens @xme
Jean-Philippe Aumasson @veorq
Bruce Monroe
Vincent Benony @bSr43
Saumil Shah
Florian Ledoux @myst3rie
=================

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